1. I should have brushed it last night.... I really, really should have. But I stepped out of the shower, looked down at the brush and made the wrong decision. Let's be honest, I made the lazy decision. Ugh. It's just SO much work to get through this rat's nest. So, I talked myself into just going straight to the product. And I can feel the dreadlocks building.... It's not pretty. Plus, it's probably been a solid two weeks since I brushed through it. I mean, that is not a good statistic.
Yikes.
2. I've hit that post-baby period of time when all your hair falls out. It is disturbing. In the shower.... it's like a scary movie of it's own! I mean, I literally worry about the long term stamina of this mop of hair. Because if I keep losing it like I am, I'm going to be in trouble. I blame babies. And I especially blame Solo since he jumped the gun on life and I don't think I was fully recovered from losing all the hair I was supposed to with Stryker. So now I'm losing enough hair for two babies.
It makes me shudder....
Probably I should brush my hair more, yeah?
That might solve some of the issues.
And.
3. I think my hair hates Mondays as much as I do. It's not pretty today folks....
Ok, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Whew! If you are sitting there wondering why you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading about my hair, be thankful! I used to dedicate entire posts to these locks!!! We have a very volatile relationship and so there are times when I need to VENT. And that's what my blog is for, right??
Right.
Besides, my hair is a menace.
Something needs to be said about my struggles.
Anyway. On to more important matters! Like....
WE ARE ONLY FOUR DAYS AWAY FROM THE RELUCTANT KING!!!!
Yay!!!
I'm getting really, really, really excited about this release.
First of course I get super, ridiculously, clinically-insane kind of nervous.
I puke. I sweat. I hyperventilate.
It's not a pretty picture.
And Zach usually is forced to walk around in a constant state of rolling his eyes.
I'm worried about the long-term health of his eyeballs.
But I got through the Writer-Sweats (That's what I call them. Sometimes I call them the Book-Shakes.) and now I am free to be super excited for the release.
Until the day of. Then again I start all over with the panicking.
Anyway, in honor of The Reluctant King I am posting pictures of my vision of Avalon and Amelia!!! This is how I see them anyway!
Amelia... Lily Collins
And my Avalon.
Only you know my Avalon has a little messy bun of unruly hair.
Brant Daugherty
