Why Newspapers Are Dying

A random thought for a late Easter evening:

Newspapers, sadly, are dying.

Newspapers need readers.

Who teaches kids how to read? Teachers.

So if I ran a newspaper, and I needed more readers...

I don't think it would help me to piss off the people who teach other people how to read, would it?

Yeah, probably not.

So if we want more readers, let's bash teachers, 'cause they're the people who teach kids how to read! Because... uh... em...